Thursday, September 22, 2016

The Kiwi prep house

Hows does a preppy kiwi dress their home? in a distant version of how an American preppy dresses their house. 
Every preppy Kiwi will have these things in the family (re parents') house:
  1. A Dick Frizzell print and/or Graham Sydney print
  2. Dad's old Swandri bushshirt
  3. Random fishing paraphenalia
  4. A 1975  NZ commonwealth games tea towel
  5. Ancient Tupperware from when mum and her friends had parties
  6. Clunky pottery from the 1970s
  7. Everything by the Finn brothers
  8. Any furnishings from Citta Design, Coast, Wallace Cotton, and Country Road.
  9. A poster that mum bought as a fundraiser for the hospice
  10. Happy Hens pottery
  11. Shelves that dad built that are slightly off
  12. Red banded gumboots (wellington boots) with cobwebs and possible spiders
  13. A pencil holder you made at intermediate (middle school) in the shape of a heart or dinosaur.
  14. Cecily tea towels that mum thinks are "fun" with jokes about calories or alcohol on them ("sometimes I even cook with it!"). 
  15. Horrible soap that was won  in the school raffle but it "needs to be used up"
  16. A picture of the kids with a koala from a childhood trip to Australia- dad has a Hypercolor tee shirt on and you are wearing Zinc sunscreen in a culturally insensitive fashion
  17. Janet Frame, Owen Marshall, and Brian Turner books.
  18. Scottish stuff from a trip/ OE ("overseas experience," traditionally taken following high school or university) back to the "old country"
  19. The Yates gardening guide, 1991 edition with "Merry Xmas '91" written inside
  20. Christmas themed platter for mum's pavlova
  21. The best of Dave Dobbyn (pretty much our national songsmith)
  22. Rattan nesting tables
  23. One of those rag rugs
  24. Lots of stuff from Trade Aid
 
A Dick Frizzell design eco bag- this print hangs somewhere in every Kiwi prep's home

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